LAST PERSON WHO...

x. Slept in your bed other than yourself: travis

x. Saw you cry:kristina, edmund, stan, ben, and half a waitstaff. i was laughing on level 11.


x. Made you cry: Ben, for thinking that if a cow was to come out of the kitchen, it wouldnt be a real cow, just two men in a half-body seamed cow suit.

x. You shared a drink with: travis if its non-alcoholic, kevin if its not.


x. You went to the movies with: travis, we saw the penguins.

x. You went to the mall with: wow...ummm...travis about 7 months ago.


x. Sent you an email: whoow...my work inbox has 11,569 emails total...so know, i dont remember.


HAVE YOU EVER...

x. Said "I Love You" and meant it: i wouldnt have said if i didnt mean it.

x. Gotten in a fight: yes


x. Been to New York: sure...ive lived here all my life.

x. Florida: Yes...my folks live there.


x. California: yes...almost 18 times now...so yes, 17 times.


x. Hawaii: no

x. Mexico: Yes

x. China: No

x. Canada: yes

x. Danced naked: maybe the horizontal mambo...b-bump psssshhhhh.

x. Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day: on very small scales.

. Wish you were the opposite sex: never, i cant fathom balls and bikes.

x. Had an imaginary friend: he was an albatross ...named ross.

RANDOM:

x. Red or blue: red

x. Spring or Fall: fall

x. Are you bored: no

x. Last noise you heard: comedy

x. Last time you went out of the state: december


x. Things you like in a guy: honesty, modesty, style, and charm.

x. What book are you reading now: "life in a medieval village"

x. Worst feeling in the world: nausia

x. What is the first thing u think in the morning: "what time is it!"

x. Future daughter's name: cadence or sage

x. Future son's name: caleb or jonah

x. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: nope

x. If you could have any job you wanted, what would it be?: im ok with my current job.

x. Are you a lefty, righty: Righty

x. Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: Yes.

x. What's under your bed: ummm nothing...

x. favorite sports to play: wiffleball, badminton

x. Siblings: An older brother

x. Location: home computer

x. College plans: i plan to pay off the remainder of my student loans in august?

x. Piercings: my ears x 2, and i recently took out my nosering, cause 7 out of 10 girls have them.

x. Do you drink: sure

x. Who is your best friend(s): laura ann, danielle brooke, and teresa marie. boo mothafuckin yas.

x. What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use: antyhing

x. What are you most scared of: not being able to bear children, becoming a widow.

x. What clothes do you sleep in: we sleep in the buffffffffffff.

x. Who is the last person who called you: my brother

x. Where do you want to get married: in the koi gardens.

x. Who do you really hate: kathy lee giffard, scary spice.

x. Favorite number: mostly the evens, with some exceptions.

x. What type automobile do you drive: 2001 hyundai accent...that car is like a brother to me.

x. Are you timely or always late: it depends what its for.

x. Do you have a job: Yes.

x. Best feeling in the world: the exhaustion of lovemaking. when you feel like you aboslutely just collapsed and you cant find your breath, and you feel every inch of your body pulsing.

x. are you a health freak: sometimes

STUFF:

x. Have you ever loved someone you had no chance with: not chance so much, more like i never knew it was going to work.

x Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: yes, but i did it too, so thats why i cried hardest.

x. Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: ive been lucky enough to have a myriad of relationships with different types from different places. i definately know why i am, where i am today.

x. Want someone you don't have right now: i have everything i will ever need.

x. Are you lonely right now: im in great company

x. Ever afraid you'll never get married: no


x. Ever want kids?: yes

FAVORITE!!

x. Room in house: our room

x. Type(s) of music: all kinds

x. Memory: tons

x. Day of the week: Saturday.

x. Color: black, jade, celery, seafoam.

x. Perfume or cologne: bathina balm by benefit.

IN THE LAST 48 HOURS, HAVE YOU:

x. Cried: No.

x. Bought something: 5 pairs of shoes, a ring, and a shirt, a thrifted dress and sweater. and the sickest vintage clutch i ever met.

x. Gotten sick: No

x. Sung: to dylan my nephew/godson, i think i was singing this song i made up to go along with his new nickname "dyl-bot 3000"

x. Said "I Love You": about a million times.


x. Wanted to tell someone you loved them: the wants dont last long when theyre actions in seconds.


x. Met someone new: hmmm yes, a band member of one of my clients, he was new.

x. Talked to someone: yes

x. Missed someone: sure

x. Hugged someone: Yes

x. Kissed someone: Yes

x. Dreamt about someone you can't be with: No

x. Had a lot of sleep:sure

HAVE YOU EVER...

x. been drunk: of course

x. smoked pot: of course

x. kissed a member of the opposite sex: sure

x. kissed a member of the same sex: sure, 2.

x. crashed a friend's car: thats horrible

x. been to japan: no

x. ridden in a taxi: Yes

x. been in love: Yes

x. been dumped:i dont think so

x. shoplifted: Yes

x. been fired: i dont think so

x. been in a fist fight: no, not an official one.

x. snuck out of my parent's house: the entire summer of 8th or 9th grade.

x. been caught masturbating: No

x. pissed on myself: sometimes when i cough, i pee a little.

x. been arrested: in a twisted way, and once by mall security.

x stole something from my job: sure

x.celebrated new years in time square: las vegas?

x. gone on a blind date: yes

x. lied to a friend: Yes

x. had a crush on a teacher: hahahah i plead the fifth.

x. celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans: not mardis gras...and i dont even think i was celebrated so lets just scratch this altogether.

x. been to europe: yes

x. skipped school: yes to do bad bad things.

x. slept with a co-worker: no

x. had sex at the office: No

x. been married: No

x. had children: No

x. stripped at a party: No


x. literally crawled to your house drunk: i dont think it was that dramatic


x. jumped off a bridge: just docks

x. had a mullet: nope, not even the hipster one.

x. peed in public: yes